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wet kitty tee

wet kitty tee

dryness? don’t know her. our 'wet kitty tee' is the purrrfect way 2 let the people know that ur kitty has never been wetter since breaking up with alcohol. and don’t worry, she doesn’t bite!

⁃ made in US 
⁃ puff print for sensory stimulation 
⁃ super limited run
⁃ 100% cotton
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Nutritional info

SUBJECTIVE EFFECTS

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Ingredients

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Shipping Details

🇺🇸 we ship all over the US!

🇨🇦 we ship to Canada but duties up the price a bit. we recommend our fellow Canadians to check out thesobrmarket.com in Canada or check our store locator for a store near them.

📅 we'll ship your order within 2 biz days of purchase + for now, we use ground shipping

🙏 our returns policy is 30 days and we're only able to refund or exchange goods if they are damaged and within this timeframe!

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GOT QUESTIONZ?

zero. nada. zilch. none. you get the vibe without the impairment, and you’ll pass your drug tests with flying colors. what it does have? adaptogens, nootropics, and botanicals that lift your mood and help you feel good, naturally.
a science-backed fusion of nootropics (L-theanine, GABA) + adaptogens (ashwagandha, rhodiola) that lifts mood, sharpens focus & delivers calm energy—zero sugar rush or crash.
we’ve got caffeine-free options for every flavor—so you can ride a smooth, steady vibe without jitters.
sure, at checkout. but what’s your time, energy, and tomorrow worth? a clear buzz that keeps your day intact is priceless. (and worth it.) if you’re here looking to get wasted, the liquor store is down the street. if you truly want to feel better, stay here.
it’s a spirit, not a juice. some people love the raw taste, others mix it into a spritz or mocktail for the vibe. check out our recipes for the best experience. we promise it’s worth experimenting with.
think of it as a mood lift. you’ll feel happy and relaxed. with the caffeine version, it’s more energetic. with the caffeine-free version, it’s a chill, calm vibe. it won’t make you feel impaired or dumb — just a better version of you.

Ingredients

  • its what’s inside that counts

    The proof is as much our ingredients as it is the fact we throw absolute legendary alcohol-free bangers.

  • be one smart cookie

    Nootropics

    Compounds, like 5-htp, Maca, GABA, Theanine + natural caffeine that provide brain boosting benefits enhancing mental clarity, creativity and motivation.

  • get hyped and heal

    Amino Acids

    L-tyrosine, used in every cell of your body to build the proteins you need to survive and sustain bountiful energy levels.

  • g'bye bad vibes

    Adaptogens

    The healing herbs like pyridoxine-HCL, a vitamin-b6; ginger root + rhodiola rosea help expand your mind and body’s natural ability to handle stress + fatigue.

the future of buzz

here to electrify drinking culture with the next-generation of buzz, our non-alcoholic social spirits are packed with nootropics and adaptogens to heighten your senses and transport you to a deeper mind-body experience.


with our super fresh and vibrantly bold palates, we promise your taste buds will tingle - and bring you the bon in every alcohol-free buz :)

good buz only plzzz

  • mood

    Ready to increase your dopamine levels and reset your mood? Maca and 5HTP help to increase serotonin and relax you into a buzzy bliss.

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    focus

    Stay focused and energized in a world of hyper-distractions. L-theanine helps to keep you going, acting as a mild stimulant for that feel-good buzz.

  • energy

    We're all looking for that buzzy without the fuzzy. Guarana is known to lift you whilst promoting optimal relaxation.

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    connection

    Increase calm, ease tension and GABA is the ultimate chill pill for social anxiety.